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Episode 6 · Episode 6: "SUPER EPISODE 1" Voice: Straight from the fence in the back yard its .The Bubble Show!! "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" Kiki: Welcome to this episode of The Bubble Show! Rex: And don t forget today is a VERY special episode!! Yumi: SUPER EPISODE NUMBER 1!!!!!!!! Kiki: Today we have many guests to introduce, Rex and Yumi do the honors . Rex and Yumi: snicker That s only because she doesn t know any of the people! Rex: Ok the first five are Chewbacca and even though we aren t suppose bring in any one who doesn t speak English I will be translating under these certain circumstances. We also have Count Dooku snicker, Senator Palpatine, Princess Leai, and Greedo. Yumi will name the rest. Yumi: Ok the rest are Jabba the Hut, a random clone, Jar Jar Binks, and Padme grumble Kiki: Evil green bunnies please bring uh all of them in!! ~evil green bunnies bring in a cage full of people (and things) and chairs for them~ Yumi: I have to make the announcements! We have seven, yes that s right seven, live studio audience members!! Our ratings have gone up to .9! Yay! Rex: WOW! Seven studio audience members!! That s so many!! Kiki: .9!!! I can t believe! Yumi: I know and we even have 10 fan letters!! Rex: Oooo, we need to have more SUPER EPISODES!! Yumi: Yes next time we get have our favorites on!! sigh that means Luke will be coming on Rex: Who wants that whiney baby on the show. Yumi: HEY! At least he isn t a jerk like Han is! Kiki: Agh! Can we have one episode where you to don t argue over who is better?! Rex: Fine. OK evil green bunnies unlock our prisoners and get them to their chairs! ~evil green bunnies unlock the prisoners and lead them to their chairs~ Random Clone: Where am I? Greedo: Cheska Neema Tosko! Yumi: Hey! He doesn t speak English either!! Rex: Oh, I guess I forgot to mention that smiles Jar Jar Binks: Mesa no wonta besa here! Kiki: Is that English he is speaking? Yumi: Yes just a slight accent. Kiki: Riiiight, slight accent. Princess Leai: I don t know anything about The Death Star I swear! Rex: Don t worry princess that s not why we brought you here. Kiki: Ok I think we should start with our questions! The first one comes from ForceChaser and is for Chewbacca "Did your parents ever take you to speech therapy?" is what she asks. Chewbacca: errrerg mrrewg..errgs. Rex: hahaha Kiki: holds up the remote of doom Rex: stops laughing he said no. Yumi: Ok the next question is for Count Dooku laughs insanely It is from Darthmeow and she asks, "How come everyone thinks your evil when you really haven t done anything yet?" That is a good question because I m not afraid of your ugly butt and neither is anyone else! Count Dooku: I am evil!!! You all better watch out before I do something really evil to all of you!! Rex: Really? And what would that be? Count Dooku: I ll I ll steal your shoelaces!!! Mwuhahahaha!! Audiences screams Rex, Yumi, Kiki: 0,o Audience: um Kiki: Ok, next question is for Senator Palpatine. Rex: It is from Saberme23. Kiki: He asks, "Is the cape size to big because it hangs over your face and looks really bad? I noticed Darth Maul s does that also. You guys should fix that." Yumi: WHAT!! I like the capes and the hoods that hang over there faces!! There is nothing wrong with that!! All: 0,o .. Yumi: I mean it adds character to them and the movie uh Rex: So you do like Darth Maul!!! Kiki: Yumi just admit it you have a thing for Darth Maul! Yumi: sniff ok so maybe I do kind of like him, he s got the really cool cape, and the horns, and the double sided lightsaber, and his deep sexy voice . Rex: HAH! I knew it all along! Senator Palpatine: Hahaha! The rest of the Star Wars characters: .. Senator Palpatine: The hoods cover our faces so that no one will recognize us. Rex: Ok the next question is for Princess Leai from SwfReAk she asks, "How did you feel after you found out that you kissed you own brother?" Ewww, that grosses me out whenever I think about it! Princess Leai: Ugh, everyone always asks me about that! I didn t know he was my brother at the time so it shouldn t really matter! Yumi: It does matter because Luke should be mine!! Kiki: Yumi calm down! Rex: Haha!! Luke s sister got to kiss him and you didn t!! Yumi: HEY!! Kiki: NEXT QUESTION!! Princess Leai: Good idea next question! Yumi: Ok fine. The next one is for Greedo. It is from Jediknight and she asks, "How do you keep your skin so blue and smooth? Can you tell me your secret." Greedo: Cheeksa rekeek reerser! Rex: He says it s natural. Kiki: interesting ok the next question is from Stargazer and it s for Jabba the Hut. He asks, "Why don t you have a wife?" Jabba the Hut: Glurp threctk sturg mebluer Yumi: Because he s gay! Rex: Yea!! You do keep Han hanging on your wall for a long time! Kiki: giggles uncontrollably that s funny! Jabba the Hut: Megleerp!! Yumi: Anyways, we ll go onto to someone who speaks English! Rex: The next question is for our Random Clone we have with us here today! It is from Driodgirl14 she asks, "Do you get tired of looking the same as all the other clones?" Random Clone: What? Yumi: You look the same as all the other clones!! Random Clone: I didn t notice actually. Kiki: ..ok next question. This one is for Jar Jar Binks. It is from JarJarfriend she asks, "What did you do to get banished from Grungen city?" Yumi and Rex: That s a very good question! Jar Jar Binks: Mesa no wants tosa explain! Yumi: Um, the point of the show is that we make you tell all you deep dark secrets! Jar Jar Binks: Mesa was beings clumsy! Kiki: Whatever enough said. Yumi: Ok, now it s time to ask the final two questions! They both are for Padme. The first question is from me! Do you really love Anakin? Padme: I love Anakin with all my heart and I ll do anything to keep us together! Yumi: That s a load of Kiki: Ahem! Next question Yumi! Yumi: Fine whatever next question, what would you do if suddenly Anakin disappeared and ended up in oh say, my house? Padme: What! You have Anakin! Rex: No she doesn t! Yumi shutup! Kiki: Yumi Leave Padme alone! Yumi: What it s just a question! Kiki: I think that is all the time we have for today! Rex: Thanks for tuning into this episode of Audience: THE BUBBLE SHOW! Guest all run off the stage "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" YAY! This was our first SUPER EPISODE!! Next episode we ll have better characters on! Actually we are going to have all of our favorite Star Wars Characters! We realize we said we wouldn t be having anymore guests that don t speak English on unless they have a translator but we had to make an exception this time. Our next guest will be a surprise!!!!! Beny Weny says "The bug went fly!" Watch out for the cereal box lightsaber pen on the way out!!
	Episode 7 · Episode 7: "A Great Big Surprise!" Voice: Straight from the fence in the backyard its .The Bubble Show!! < Theme Song> "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" Rex: Welcome to this episode of The Bubble Show! Yumi: Where we kidnap random Star Wars Characters and make them confess their deep, dark, horrible, scary secrets!! Mwuhahahaha! Kiki: Today we have a VERY special episode!! Yumi: Hey! You guys never told me who our guest is this episode. And now that I think of it you wouldn t let me read any of the questions either!! What s going on here!?! Rex: evil laugh nothing nothing at all! Kiki: smiles at Rex Bring out the blind fold random stage person! Random stage person brings in a blindfold Yumi: What s the blindfold for? Rex: YOU! Yumi: What!?!?! Random stage person ties blindfold around Yumi s eyes Rex and Kiki: Evil green bunnies bring in our surprise guest!!! ~Evil green bunnies drag in the "surprise guest"~ Yumi: Who is it I want to know!!! Rex: In a minute!! Surprise Guest: Where the HELL am I!! Yumi: HEY! I know that voice!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Kiki: I think she knows who it is! Yumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Rex: Unblindfold the idiot! Random stage person takes the blindfold off Yumi Yumi: Eeek! faint Rex: HAH! She fainted! Guess we won t have to put up with her this episode!! Kiki: Maybe not o yea and now to introduce our surprise guest! Rex: He is the one, the only DARTH MAUL!! Mwuhahaha! Kiki: I guess we forgot to mention this little thing to Yumi darn. Rex: And for the record it was MY idea! Darth Maul: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!! Kiki: Please watch your language and say hello to our live studio audience and since Yumi is unavailable at the moment to tell you our rating is now at 2.1!!! Yay!! Rex: And today we have 9 that s right 9 live studio audience members!! Yumi slowly wakes up Kiki: Rex I think you were going to ask the first question. Rex: That s right. I have two actually. Number one, Did you have traumatic childhood issues? Darth Maul: I did not have any traumatic experiences in my youth, I grew up on a lonely planet. I was found by Senator Palpatine at a young age and started learning the dark ways. Rex and Kiki: 0,o Yumi: It s him it s really him!! insane giggles Rex: Anyways next question!! I m wondering why you have the red and black face paint, I m thinking purple and green would probably bring out your eyes more. Rex motions towards Darth Mauls face and he tries to bite her hand Yumi: squeaky voice Oh look at that he even bites!! Rex: He better not have rabies! Yumi: He does not have rabies! Do you? Darth Maul: NO! Rex: You never answered!! Darth Maul: Red and Black are the colors of the Dark Side. Kiki: Ok, my turn to ask a question! Are you a bad guy or a good guy? Yumi and Rex slaps their foreheads in disgust Darth Maul: Mwuhahahaha! Foolish girl I am a Sith Lord! Kiki: What s a Sith Lord? Yumi: ACK! You re embarrassing me! Rex: Ask later Kiki, you sound like an idiot! Yumi: Is it my turn to ask him a question? Rex: Yes Yumi it is your turn to embarrass yourself. Yumi: YAY! Ok here is my first question, Do you always wear black? Darth Maul: Yes I do. Yumi: OH MY GOD HE TALKED TO ME!! Not to you or you but ME!! Can you believe it!?!? Yumi pulls her chair right beside Darth Mauls Yumi: Ok my next question is, Will you take off you- Kiki: HEY! None of that!! Rex: Whoa buddy remember this is on live TV!! Darth Maul: 0,0 Yumi: WAIT A MINUTE!! I was just going to ask if he would take off his hood!! Goodness you people are sick! Darth Maul: Uh, I guess I could Yumi: AHHH!! He s gonna take off his hood, he looks so sexy when he does that!! Rex and Kiki: 0,o . Darth Maul takes off his hood Yumi: gasp wow, he looks so good when he does that! And look at the size of those horns!! Rex and Kiki move there chairs back Rex: Ask the next question please. Yumi: Oh this one is a good one! Kiki: Oh god we ve started something . Yumi: Can I sit on your lap? Darth Maul: uh- Yumi: COOL! Yumi sits down on Darth Mauls lap and puts her arms around his neck Yumi: Just as I always dreamed it would be! Rex: That can t be good. Kiki: Should we stop her? Rex: Nope, let her go, this is gonna be funny!! Yumi: OWWWWW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!! Rex and Kiki look over Yumi is rubbing her back Rex: I told you something funny would happen! Yumi gives Darth Maul an amazing good right hook Darth Maul is knocked unconscious Rex and Kiki: .whoa Rex: I didn t know she could do that! Audience member: .is that allowed? Kiki: Not particularly. Yumi notices the face paint on her hand Yumi: eww ooooooo!! Yumi begins to rub face paint into her face Kiki: What is that girl doing? Rex: THIS is to funny!! I have such good ideas! Darth Maul wakes up Darth Maul: What d you hit me for? Yumi: You poked me!! Rex: And you knocked him out!? Yumi: I didn t know that would happen! Kiki: Neither did we! Yumi: Do you like my face paint sweetie? Darth Maul: grumble Yumi: And now for my final and last question! Can I take you home with me? Darth Maul: NO! You hit me! Yumi: Can I go home with you!? Darth Maul: NO! You hit me! Yumi: Can I be your slave!? Darth Maul: No! You hit wait what was that? Yumi: Take me with you!! Darth Maul: You can be my slave Mwuhahaha! Yumi: I m your baby! Kiki: That is all the time we have for today!! Rex: Thank you for watching All (except Darth Maul and Yumi who are still arguing): The Bubble Show!! < Theme Song> "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" This episode of The Bubble Show was a bit longer than we anticipated but we believe it was worth it! We wold like to inform you all that Yumi not be on the next episode because Darth Maul did take Yumi home with him to be his slave, don t worry it won t be long until she is back! Next episodes guest will be Padme! Beny Weny says "Where bug go?" Watch out for Darth Maul s little vehicle thingy on the way out!

	Episode 8 · Episode 8: "Padme s Return" Voice: Straight from the fence in the backyard its .The Bubble Show!! < Theme Song> "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" Rex: Hello!! This episode of The Bubble Show is a special one! Kiki: That s right! Rex: Just me and Kiki will be hosting! Kiki: That s right everyone! Yumi is gone!! Rex: YAY! uh I mean shoot Kiki: 0,o Rex: Well today we have a special guest Padme! Kiki: Evil green bunnies bring her in! ~Evil green bunnies bring in Padme~ Rex: Kiki would you please inform the audience on where our lovely snort Yumi is? Kiki: OK folks, well if you remember from the last episode with Darth Maul she asked if she could go home- Rex: Be his slave you mean .hehehe Kiki: Whatever, well he did take her with him. Rex: And know she is being held prisoner by the Sith Lords! evil laughter Kiki: Yes, well. I will be making the announcements for today. There are 7 live studio audience members today and our ratings are now at 2.1, pretty much the same as last time just minus two audience members! Rex: Ok I will start off the first question! This is from my little brother, Beny Weny. He asks "U got long har" translated to, You have long hair. Padme: Why am I here again? Kiki: Because we kidnapped you! Now answer the question! Padme: That wasn t a question that was a statement. Kiki and Rex: .ok? Padme: I can t answer that there was no question asked! Kiki: Ok! Next question! This one is from Stargazer and she asks, "What color did you paint your house?" Padme: What!? Rex: Your house. What color is it? Padme: I don t know Kiki: You don t know what color you painted your house? Padme: I don t know the color! Rex: Whatever, next question! This one is from me! Do you suspect there is anything wrong with Anakin, such as evil impulses? Padme: NO! He is perfect! Kiki: to Rex Doesn t Anakin turn into Darth Vader? Rex: Shhh, Padme doesn t know that yet! Kiki: O, ok I ll shhh. Padme: What are you two talking about? Kiki: NEXT QEUSTION!! Rex: This one is from um I can t read the writing. Kiki: Looks kinda like Yumi Rex: What? How could she send in a letter? Kiki: Someone wrote it for her that s why it s hard to read! Rex: Hmm, well read the letter. Kiki: It says, "Do you secretly have feelings for Obi-Wan?" Padme: I told you people already! I love Anakin! Rex: Hey, it was Yumi s question! Kiki: Would any of our audience members like to ask a question? Random audience member: Is Yumi ever going to come back? Rex: Hopefully not! Kiki: I meant ask a question to Padme! Random audience member: Since she isn t here can I get my refund now? Kiki: Why do you keep buying tickets if you want a refund on all of them!?! Random audience member: .because I don t know! Rex: Anyone else have any questions for Padme? silence Kiki: Alrighty then that s all the questions we ll ask for today! Rex: See you next time on All: THE BUBBLE SHOW! < Theme Song> "I m in the shower while writing this song, Stop me if you ve heard it! My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!" Thanks for watching this episode of The Bubble Show! We would like to make a few annoucments: 1. All tickets bought are nonrefundable and they are now a three for a penny! 2. Next weeks guest will be C3PO send in your questions now! 3. We would like to thank both Beny Weny and Stargazer for submitting questions! Now for the news on Yumi! She went home with Darth Maul after the last episode and from what we heard when she arrived back at Darth Mauls ship she stayed locked up in a room for three days before being captured by another Sith Lord and is now being held prisoner. We are not currently aware of when she will be able to appear on another episode. If she isn t free by the next episode we are going to send the evil green bunnies to kidnap her back! Beny Weny says, "What do you think you are doing!?" Watch out for the purple bunnies on the way out they don t like people with blonde hair!

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