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Episode 1: "The Boy That Will Be"
Voice: Straight from the fence in the back yard its.The Bubble Show!!
< Theme Song>
"Im in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if youve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards isNERGIT!!"
Rex: Welcome to the first ever episode of The Bubble Show!!
Kiki: Where we kidnap random and beautiful characters from STAR WARS and make them reveal all the secrets!!
All: Dannana NA nananaNANAn na..na..na!! ~the star wars theme song~
Yumi: Today we have a VERY special guestAnakin Skywalker!! This is the 18 year old Anakin of course! *drool*
Rex and Yumi: *smile and think happy thoughts*
Kiki: *rolling her eyes* Evil green bunnies bring in our guest!
~evil green bunnies drag in Anakin Skywalker who is tied up~
Kiki: I will ask the first question. Since this is our first show we have no fans who have submitted questions so they will all be from us! So here it is-
Yumi: Ask my question first!
Rex: No, mine!
Yumi: MINE!
Rex: MINE!!
Kiki: *grabs her remote control of doom and hits Yumi and Rex* I will ask him the first question from me!
~the evil green bunnies pull the tape off of Anakins mouth~
Anakin: Where am I?
Rex and Yumi: EEEEEE!! Its Anakin!! *both run and tackle Anakin to the floor* Its Anakin!! AHHH!!
Kiki: Both of you get off!!!
*both Rex and Yumi get off of Anakin and stare at him*
Kiki: You are our first guest on The Bubble show!! We are going to ask you a few questions!
Anakin: *looks frightened and angry*
Kiki: Do you really want to be a Jedi Knight?
Rex and Yumi: *stunned*
Yumi: What!? Do ya have a brain!
Rex: Uh, duh!
Anakin: *gives Kiki a blank look* Well, I do ask Qui-Jon-Jin to take me with him to be trained. I always say I want to be the best.
Yumi: Stupid, unloyal Star Wars wannabe fan*murmurs under breath*
Rex: MY TURN!!
Yumi: Not fair I want to talk to Anakin!!
Rex: I have a question for you, Are you and Padma serious?
Anakin: I love Padma. She is the one for me and I would do anything to keep us together.
Rex and Yumi: *mutter under breath*
Yumi: What does she have that I dont, huh?
Kiki: Next question!!
Yumi: MY TURN!! Ok my question is, can I take you home with me?
Anakin: Uh, I dont think so
Yumi: To bad!!! Youre MINE!! Muhahaha!
Kiki: *Slaps Yumi with her remote of doom* Shutup!
Rex: No, hes MINE!!
Kiki: Knock it off both of you!! He isnt either of yours he has to back to his home when we are done!
*Yumi and Rex pout*
Kiki: Ok, next question! This one is from Rexs little brother Beny Weny "Kan I haf yur litsaber?" I think that is translated to "Can I have your lightsaber?"
Anakin: No! *puts his hand on his lightsaber* thats only for Jed Knights!
Rex: Ok my question, How did you grow up to be so sexy?
Yumi: sexy
Anakin: *confused look* Uh, I dont know
Yumi: Who cares! Just as long as you dont get ugly!!
Kiki: Dear god, save us all!
Yumi: And now for the final and last question, will you come home with me after the show?
Anakin: I already told you I couldnt, besides I love Padma.
Yumi: *grumble* stupid Padma, stealing my man!
Rex: He is mine too!
Kiki: Well thats all the time we have for today! See you next time on,
All: The Bubble Show!
"Im in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if youve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards isNERGIT!!"
Thanks everyone for tuning into today for The Bubbles shows first ever episode! Be expecting more from us! This show was taped in front of no live studio audience but there will be next time!
Next weeks quest will be, Chewbaca!
Send us your questions. Thank you Beny Weny for sending us a question!
Ben says, " Im get a grass!"
Watch out for Jerry the nailclipper on the way out!
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Episode 2
· Episode 2: "Big hairy and CHEWY!!"
Voice: Straight from the fence in the backyard it s The Bubbly Show!
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Kiki: Welcome to The Bubble Show!
Rex: Where we kidnap random Star Wars characters
and make them tell all their secrets! Muhahahaha!!
Yumi: Today we have a well he isn t as special as the last guest but here he is CHEWBACCA!!
Kiki: Evil green bunnies bring him in!!
~evil green bunnies slowly drag in Chewbacca~
*Yumi runs over and hugs Chewbacca*
Rex: Yumi!! Get off him!!
Yumi: Sorry, couldn t help myself!!
Rex: OK, first question!!
Kiki: Did we mention we have a live studio audience this time!!
Yumi: *snorts* live but are they awake!?! Hahaha
*Slap*
*Yumi rubs her face where Rex hit her*
Kiki: Yes that s right fans you can now actually watch the show being tapped, LIVE!!
Rex: Call or order tickets online!
Yumi: VERY affordable prices too! Only a penny a pop!
Kiki: Ok here s our first question it comes from, Lilandra. She asks, "How do you keep your hair from tangling to much?"
Chewbacca: *smoothes his hair down* Rrgg..rroogg .rrrrr.
Rex: Is that so? That s very interesting!
Yumi: Sure thing skippy!!
Kiki: I didn t understand a word he just said!
Only audience member: I want a refund he can t even talk!!
Yumi: Sucks for you!!
Rex: Sorry all tickets are nonrefundable!!
Kiki: Didn t Yumi mention that when you bought them never mind dumb question.
Yumi: Next question! This one is from me! Ok so is Han always such a jerk?
Rex: HEY! He isn t a jerk he just likes to do things his own way!!
Chewbacca: Rrrg rrooowl grrrr.
Kiki: Yumi! You promised you wouldn t ask any insulting Han questions!!
Yumi: I wasn t insulting!! I just wanted to know!!
Rex: Maybe I should tell the bunnies never to kidnap your precious Luke then!!
*Kiki slaps both Yumi and Rex with her remote of doom*
Rex: *still angry* My turn to ask a question. When did you first meet Han?
Chewbacca: Growl mrrrg errgerrr.
Rex: That s interesting.
Kiki: How can you understand that junk?!?!
Yumi: She s retarded like her wannabe lover Han!
Rex: At least he isn t a baby like Luke is!
Kiki: STOP IT!! I m not going to let either of them come onto the show again if both of you don t
knock it of!
Yumi: *pouting* fine.
Rex: *frowning* whatever.
Chewbacca: Grrroooowl .mrrggerggg errgug!
Kiki: What s that mean!!
Rex: He doesn t want to be here anymore he wants
to go.
Yumi: Why would he want to stay here with you?
Rex: HEY! Kiki, you heard that!! Luke can t come
on the show now!!
*Chewbacca silently sneaks away*
Kiki: I told both of you to shutup!!
Rex: Hey!! Chewbacca got away!!
Yumi: Evil green bunnies catch him!!!
Kiki: Well folks that all the questions we ll get to ask this show seeing as we are having slight difficulties locating our guest at the moment.
Yumi: GET HIMBACK HERE!!!
Rex: WE AREN T DONE YET!!!
Kiki: See you next time on
Only live audience member: THE BUBBLE SHOW SUCKS!!
Yumi: Hey buddy, we told you Chewbacca was going to be on this episode so you can shove it up your-
*Rex and Kiki slap Yumi s mouth*
Rex: The Bubble show!!
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Thank you for tuning into The Bubble show, sorry this episode was so short but out guest seems to have escaped!
Next Episode s special guest will be Boba Fett!
Send your questions in now!!
We would like to thank Lilandra for submitting a question, sorry we didn t get a chance to use any other questions.
Only three more episodes until our first SUPER EPISODE!! That should be exciting! We are figuring out who to kidnap for that special!
Beny Weny says, "I am the purple fairy this time!"
Watch out of Qwerty the magical pen (he ll write on you!) on the way out!
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Episode 3
· Episode 3: "Bobobo Fett!!"
Voice: Straight from the fence in the backyard it s .The Bubble Show!!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Kiki: Welcome to today s episode of The Bubble Show!!
Yumi: Where we kidnap random Star Wars characters and make them confess their secrets!! Muhahahaha!!!
Rex: Today our special
Yumi: *snort* If that s what you want to cal him!
Rex: Um as I was saying today our guest is Boba Fett!!
Kiki: Evil green bunnies bring him in!
~Evil green bunnies bring in Boba Fett~
Rex: Thank you evil green bunnies! Welcome Boba Fett!
Boba Fett: Where am I! I demand to know! You will pay greatly for this!
Yumi: *laughing insanely* hehehe, you re on The Bubble Show! Where we kidnap you and make you confess your deep, dark, horrible secrets! Muhahahaha!
Boba Fett: What! I won t tell you anything, I ll NEVER TELL!
Kiki: Oh, please don t use any movie lines we don t want lawsuits!
Rex: We can t afford to get a lawyer because we don t have enough fans yet!
Yumi: O, like anybody is gonna rat on us for that one little goof!
Random stage manager: Hey The director of Don t
Say a Word called and said to quit using his movie lines to try and help your pathetic show. What should I tell him?
Rex: Tell him we re sorry, and on with the show!!
Kiki: Ok the first question is from, me! Yumi, you did mention that Boba Fett was on the show today right?
Yumi: Of course I did! I always say who are next guest is going to be!
Rex: That s funny we didn t get any fan letters or questions for Boba Fett.
Kiki: Yes we did! We got one!
Yumi: *grabs envelope* um .we don t want to read that one *laughs nervously*
Rex: Yes we do! Who wrote it?
Yumi: Um *twiddles fingers*, you just don t want to read this one.
Kiki: *slaps Yumi with her remote of doom* Who wrote the letter!
Yumi: Alright!! I ll tell you! It was me.
Rex: Figures the only letter we get and it s from Yumi.
Kiki: What did you write in it that you don t want us to read?
Yumi: um ..*nervous laugh* nothing
Rex: *glares at Yumi*
Yumi: It was just a joke letter! I thought we
would get more fan letters and we wouldn t have to
read that one!!
Kiki: Fine we won t read it.
Yumi: *smiles* YAY!!
Kiki: Yet!
Rex: *snorts* Haha! You thought you were actually
going to get out of that one!
Yumi: What!! NO! I won t let you!
Boba Fett: I want to go know!
Rex: You can t we haven t even asked you a
question yet!
Kiki: Ok we ll have to ask our own questions know.
Rex: OH!! I got a good one!
Kiki: Ask away Rex!
Rex: OK here is the first question of the day, How
come everyone knows your name but it is never
actually said on the movie?
Kiki: ..*confused look*
Yumi: Yea, yea. Tell us huh!
Boba Fett: Well you see it is like this you know
um can I pass?
Rex: I WANNA KNOW!!
Kiki: Calm down Rex it s ok.
Yumi: He rigged it all so he would get attention
because otherwise no one would care about him!!!!
Rex, Kiki, and Boba Fett: ..
Yumi: Um, sorry for that outburst
Kiki: OK. I think it s time for the next question.
Yumi it s your turn.
Yumi: Muhahaha! My turn to ask the evil meanie a
question!!! Ok you big meanie! Do you secretly
have feelings for Darth Vader?
Rex: What kind of question is that!!
Kiki: Oh goodness, Yumi.
Boba Fett: What!! I do not! He is old, and ugly,
and mean!!
Yumi: HAH! So you don t have feelings for Darth
Vader but you are a gay freak!!
Boba Fett: That s not what I said!!
Rex: *quietly to Kiki* this could go on all day
and I think one of them is going to end up dead if
we let them go on.
Kiki: OK! Next question!!
Boba Fett: I am very insulted by that very
insulting question!
Yumi: Suck it up you big baby!
Boba Fett: I am not a baby! I am a trained fighter!
Yumi: I could take you anytime!
Rex: STOP THEM RIGHT NOW!!
Kiki: YUMI!!! Drop it!!
Rex: Next question is, um I don t know.
Kiki: I have one! Do you like wearing that funny
white suit?
Boba Fett: Yes I have grown very use to it and I
like it very much!
Yumi: He s so ugly he d blind us if he took it off!
Boba Fett: If that was the case then why don t you
have a white suit too?
Yumi: HEY!! He called me ugly!!!
Rex: I think that s all the question we have for
today folks!
*Yumi tackles Boba Fett and the two start fighting*
Kiki: Here we go, Rex hurry and end the show so we
can break them two up!
Rex: See you next time on,
Only two audience members: THE BUBBLE SHOW!!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Thank you for tuning into this episode.
We would like to mention a few things
1. Next week Yumi s fan letter WILL be read aloud!
2. You can still get tickets to be a live studio audience member!
3. No Yumi s were hurt in the making of this episode
4. No Boba Fett s were hurt in the making of this episode
5. The director for Don t Say a Word decided not to make a law suit against us
6. Next weeks guest is Senator Palpatine so send in your questions now!
Beny Weny says "The leaf is falling, CAT!"
Watch out for Tommy the Turtle on the way out he likes to steal shoe laces!
Episode 5
· Episode 5: "Beepidy Beep R2-D2"
Voice: Straight from the fence in the back yard its ..The Bubble Show!!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Rex: Welcome to today s episode of the bubble show!
Yumi: Where we kidnap random Star Wars characters and make them confess their deep dark secrets. Mwuhahahahahaha!
Kiki: Today s guest is R2-D2.
Rex: Evil green bunnies, bring him in
~Evil green bunnies bring in R2-D2~
Yumi: I would like to start off by saying that our ratings have gone up to .4 ! Yay! And, that we have 4 live studio audience members today, even though we were expecting 5 .
Rex: We didn t get any fan letters today, I know I know, you are surprised and all, but we re sorry.
Kiki: First question will come from ..uh .Rex, would you like to ask the first question?
Rex: Sure, uh, thanks kiki Um ..So how many owners have you had exactly?
R2-D2: beep bloop bleepity bleep.
Rex: Wow! That s a lot of owners I though you had a lot less than that..
Kiki and Yumi:
Yumi: Okay, I think I ll ask the next question did you enjoy working alongside with Luke?
R2-D2: Bloopy bleep bleep bloopity
Rex: *Bursts out with uncontrollable laughter*
Yumi: What did he say?!!!
Kiki: .o,0
Rex: I ll never tell I mean .I can t tell you
Kiki: watch out for the lawsuits .
Yumi: What did he say about my baby?
Rex: *mumbles under breath* Yeah, you got the baby part right
Kiki: *slaps Rex with the remote of doom*
Yumi: Kiki! Make her tell me!
Kiki: At the end of the show, Yumi.
R2-D2: bleepy bloopey beep
Rex: *Begins the uncontrollable laughter again*
Yumi: It s not fair! We are bringing in guests that can speak ENGLISH!
Kiki: I agree, it is annoying
Rex: I like it
Random audience member: I wanna refund!
Yumi: Didn t you watch the second episode?
Random audience member: That was me that wanted the refund last time!
Yumi: *Makes crude gesture at random audience member*
Rex and Kiki: YUMI!!!
Yumi: Sorry, I couldn t help myself, besides he started it
Rex: Onto the next question .Kiki, it s your turn .
Kiki: Where did he go? We lost another one!
Yumi: Evil green bunnies catch that um thing!
Rex: It s a droid, duh!
Kiki: I guess that s all the questions we ll have for today folks.
Rex: See ya next time on
All: The Bubble Show!
Audience members: We want refunds!
Yumi: You want a refund? I ll give you a refund! Come on!
Rex and Kiki: *drag Yumi off stage*
Rex: Hurry! Cut to the theme song!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Thank you for tuning into this episode of The Bubble Show!
We would like to make a few announcements .
1. We are going to have tighter security so no future guests can escape.
2. All future guests will speak English or will have a translator that will translate ALL
they will say.
3. Next episode is the SUPER EPISODE, send in your letters and questions now.
4. There are still many tickets available for the next episode, to be a live studio audience member! Ticket prices are now two for a penny, so bring your friend!
5. By the way, R2-D2 didn t really say anything mean about Luke, Rex just took the opportunity to make Yumi mad.
Beny Weny says "Eat yo food?"
Please watch out for Bob the Builder on the way out, he is ready to sing his song, if ya know what we mean
"Bob the Builder, can we fix it? "
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Episode 4
· Episode 4: "Here comes mister evil!"
Voice: Straight from the fence in the backyard it ..The Bubble Show!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Rex: Welcome to today s episode of The Bubble show!
Yumi: Where we kidnap random characters from Star Wars and make them confess their deep, dark, scary secrets!! Muhahahahaha!
Kiki: Today our special guest is . Senator Palpatine!
Yumi: Evil green bunnies bring the big meanie in!
~Evil green bunnies bring in Senator Palpatine~
Rex: I d like to mention that today we will be reading Yumi s fan letter from last week!
Yumi: What!! How did you get that letter!
Kiki: We have our ways *evil smile*
Senator Palpatine: Where am I?
Rex: The Bubble Show where we kidnap random characters from Star Wars and make them confess their horrible secrets!
Senator Palpatine: I swear I don t know anything!
Yumi: That s what they all say!
Kiki: Ok, I believe it is time to read Yumi s letter before we forget!
Yumi: eep!
Rex: Ohohoho!! Read it, read it, read it!!
Kiki: Ok *opening letter* Ahem *reading letter to herself*
Rex: Well, let s hear it Kiki!
Yumi: *turning very red* we really don t want to read it!
Kiki: OK I ll read it! For the first time ever on The Bubble Show . embarrassing the Yumi bird!!
Senator Palpatine: Is this some kind of torture?
Rex: For Yumi it sure is!
Senator Palpatine: I think I m going to enjoy this!
Kiki: Ok the letter from our very own Yumi reads, " Hey Bubble Show! Your show is awesome and Yumi is the best!" Of course Yumi would write something like that! "I just wanted to suggest that Darth Maul be on the show very soon!" isn t he the freaky guy with the red and black face?
Rex: And the horns!
Kiki: Ewww, ok here s the rest, "Because I have a few things I mean questions I would like to do (hehehe)I mean ask Darth Maul!" You like Darth Maul!!!
Yumi: That s not what I said!!!
Rex: Yes you do!! I saw that picture you had of him in you book!!
Yumi: I was using it as my bookmark!
Senator Palpatine: Hahaha! You like Darth Maul!! You insane girl he is a Sith!
Yumi: I know that and there is nothing wrong with liking a Sith *smiles nervously* uh, not saying that I do!
Rex: Yes you are!
Yumi: Not!
Rex: ARE!
Yumi: NOT!!
Kiki: OK!! Both of you break it up! Rex, leave Yumi alone! Yumi, just admit you like Darth Maul.
Rex: Fine.
Yumi: I think his cape is cool and he is a good fighter that s it!
Rex: *under her breath* liar
Senator Palpatine: Hurry up and ask me my questions so I can get out of here!
Kiki: Ok here is the first question from Rex s little brother Beny Weny "Y u got be so meen?" that s translated to, Why are you so mean?
Senator Palpatine: I am not mean I just know what I want and I go after it!
Rex: Sure whatever, next question is from DarthFairy.
Yumi: WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!?! HUH?! SHE CAN T JUST BE A DARTH!! YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR DARTHISM!
Rex: Yumi! Calm down it s just her screen name! Anyway, the letter says, "If purple penguins were about to attack your cat would you help me build my moat?"
Senator Palpatine: What is a penguin?
Kiki: They are a type of bird.
Yumi: Sooo cute!
Senator Palpatine: What kind of question is that! I don t know what a penguin is! I don t know what a moat is and I don t even know the girl who asked me!
Rex: I m guessing that s a no.
Yumi: Well he is a big meanie so I d take that as a no too.
Kiki: Ok the next question is from, wait we don t have a next question! Those are the only two fan letters we got!
Yumi: Did we mention we have three studio audience members today?
Rex: *annoyed* NO!
Yumi: thought we should mention our ratings are going up to!
Kiki: What are they at now Yumi?
Yumi: Well they have gone up .3 percent! This is the first show that it hasn t been at 0!
Rex: That s it? Only .3 percent!
Senator Palpatine: That s pathetic!
Yumi: Hey buddy! I don t see your shows ratings going up!
Senator Palatine: I don t have a show that s why!
Rex: Yumi you idiot!
Kiki: I think that s all the time we have for today folks!
Yumi: Thank you live studio audience for being so great! Next time bring your friends, tell your friends to bring their friends tell your friends, friends, to bring their friends!
Rex: Yumi shutup! See you next time on..
All: The Bubble Show!!
< Theme Song>
"I m in the shower while writing this song,
Stop me if you ve heard it!
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet,
And tigren spelled back wards is NERGIT!!"
Thank you for tuning into The Bubble Show!
We wold like to thank all three of our live studio audience members for coming and being so cooperative!
Just a reminder that there is only one more episode until our first SUPER EPIDODE!!! YAY!
And next weeks guest will be R2-D2, please send in your questions and fan letters now!!
And we would like to mention that we do not have a question list set up for our SUPER EPISODE because we will be deciding who we will kidnap off of your letters! If there is a special someone you would like to see back on the show or on for the first time just let us know!
Ben says "I WANT A CANDY!!"
Please note that if you wish to send in a letter please e-mail Yumi at yumivamp@yahoo.com Thank you for your support and cooperation!
Watch out for the frying pan on the way out he doesn t like to let people leave!
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